Wednesday, August 6, 2008

So I in my favorite store the other day…when I heard someone talking. Not a big deal, I assumed he was talking to his friend or wife there at the store with him. Then I looked over and he was all alone. He must have been talking to air. I then realized what was going on. He was a “blue-toother”. Jealousy coursed through my veins…I felt like Edward when he first saw and smelled Bella. At that moment I knew I had to have a blue tooth. No matter the cost, no matter the circumstance, no matter the repercussions of my reputation….I have already sacrificed my reputation of being cool long ago. I needed a blue tooth, and I needed a clip on my belt to hold my blackberry pearl.
I took action. I called my little bro who works for an undisclosed cell phone service kiosk . I explained my dilemma. He tried to curb my enthusiasm for such a girly pair of accessories, but there was no stopping me. I was determined. I selected a purple belt clip to match my personality, and I chose a diamond studded blue tooth earpiece that is all the fab right now. I am good to go.

The belt clip that I have requested will fit perfectly with the fanny pack that I am modeling above. Yes I am cool. I have also included a picture of a dude at lunch with his Bluetooth…which will be, because I am never taking it off. Never. I will sleep, eat, shower, rollerblade, and run with this bad boy in my ear…. and yes...this dude is awesome.

5 comments:

Tobias said...

you have a blackberry curve you home! who wears a belt clip? No brother of mine.

KoryC said...

Yes...my pearl is pink too. So what? Did you want to come rollerblading with me or what?

nana said...

i'm glad you have a bro with the hook ups, i'm just wondering if he also gave you a free ringtone, maybe one that matches your blog, like hanson's 'mmmbop'?

The Hunter Group said...

Kory i am so glad that you finaly started a blog. i am extatic that you have found a way to express yourself, even if you are a questionable male. Hey i guess the good news is in about ten years or so you will have a man in the house to teach you the ropes. Go Easton. Guess his mom probly came up with such a manley name...

Tikes said...

Yeah....I am thinking that if Easton follows in your footsteps he will hang out with the crowd that has no idea where his name came from.